Coole Clips&Links

[Sepuku]

Diesmal ist es echt geil.

Mein Favorit ist FullMetalJacket Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.

http://104.6rtl.com/audio/moviephone190902.mp3

Ihr Arsch kommt auf meine Liste, SIe werde ich mir merken.

Sie sind so hässlich Sie könnten glatt ein modernes Kunstwerk sein.

Bullshit ich kann Sie nicht hören.



Ich habs mir ungelogen 100 mal angehört mir tut der Bauch weh.


Hier ist der Original US Sound von Gunnery Drill Sergeant Hartman.

I wanna be your Drill-Instructor

Der O-Text aus Stanley Kubricks Film:

Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.



Noch einer :

Vom türkischen U Boot T96 (Börek - Klasse)

http://104.6rtl.com/audio/burhahn161001.mp3


Die arme Auskunftsfrau-