der ist echt geil!
die spinnen die Amis
habe aber auch noch einen echten Brüller (ich hoffe, ihr versteht etwas englisch, denn kann man nämlich nicht wirklich übersetzen)
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having
a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies
pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put
it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get
wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local
rugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she
wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously
embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is,
after all, over 80 years old) but very delicately asks
what brand she prefers.
The lady answers, "Doesn't matter son, as long as it
fits a Camel..."