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Maria was a devoted, religious girl. She got married and had 17 children.Then her husband died. She remarried two weeks later, and had 22 children by her next husband. Then he died. A while later, she died.
At the funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At least they're finally together."
A guy sitting in the front row said,"Excuse me, father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
The priest said, "I mean her legs."
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 | Von allen Dingen die mir sind verloren gegangen,
hab ich am meisten an meinem Verstand gehangen |  |
El diablo sabe m'as por viejo que por diablo. - The devil knows more because he is old than because he is the devil.
Ich mag übersetzte Fehlermeldungen: Es ist kein Weltraum links auf dem Gerät.
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